Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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