I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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