True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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gross something are uneccesary to share
yeah... true love... or disgusting.
That is disgusting. I never want to see or smell any girl I'm with shitting.
I she can't deal with your "shit" for real. Then she is not the one for you. I agree with this text 100%
getting head while taking a shit = blumpkin
You nay sayers are taking it too far. If your married and your signif other is in a diaper..u wont change it?? cuz its gross....??? then get the fuck out of here.
Yea, I donno about this one. Pee, whatever. But we're 5 years in, and still happily closing the door for that little show.
this is true get over it people
No, true love is never, ever doing that, and I mean NEVER.
this wasn't funny or even interesting. You fail at TFLN
I'm married and only 21, I dump while my wife is in the bathroom
Depends on the people. I am in there all the time when my husband does pee and poo. He's also in there when I pee and poo. We even hold conversations while doing so. Or he'll be brushing his teeth while I'm going; or I'll be washing my face while he's on.
As I said, depends on the people.
I dont mind cause everyone has to do it. But, at the same time. I dont need to prove to you that I love you by letting you watch me take a dump.
i'll poop while talking on the phone to my girl. then do the flush-and-run and hope she doesn't hear it...
No... that's not true love. That's crack cocaine.
Hmm, for some people yes. Personally I prefer that to stay private. Peeing is okay though.
i can't poop if someone is in the bathroom with me haha
I'm married. It's true. I've never seen him poo. Never want to.
i agree. i mean me and my best friend do that. so when you can do best friend stuff with the person you love, thats true love
what is this from? cuz i'm pretty sure this is what i always tell the girls parents when they ask if we are serious.
no, true love is considering that being gross as hell is not attractive. to anyone.
i cant poop either if someone is there lol
but ive walked in the bathroom for whatever when my bf was pooping. he doesnt care, and neither do i. its a personal thing.
My bf would totally agree- but he closes the door to pee, how f*ed up is that?
Oddly enough someone said this to me when I was young.
It doesn't ruin anything. There shouldn't be any illusions in a marriage. Been married 16 years. Lots of things about life aren't pretty...
No it isn't!! enough with the public pooping! It is never Okay.
True love is getting a blumpkin
i'm a girl and i've seen my boyfriend poop, who cares? true love is being 100% yourself and knowing that your partner doesn't mind.
i feel like this could take all the mystery out of the realtionship... thus ruining it
it doesn't ruin anything. its just that pooping is private and should be kept that way. its not a moment to be shared. haha
i have totally done that ive even farted on him and we just laughed
who's shitting guy or girl? because everyone's knows girls don't shit.
Then I have been in love to many times.
What are you people talking about? If you're not willing to watch the person you love take a shit, you're not really in love with them. Love means being okay with all of a person, not just the pretty parts. Pooping is gross, but it's human, and what's more of a statement of love than accepting all the silly human bits of each other?
this ruins marriages. some illusions should not be broken.