True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
gross something are uneccesary to share
yeah... true love... or disgusting.
That is disgusting. I never want to see or smell any girl I'm with shitting.
I she can't deal with your "shit" for real. Then she is not the one for you. I agree with this text 100%
Yea, I donno about this one. Pee, whatever. But we're 5 years in, and still happily closing the door for that little show.
You nay sayers are taking it too far. If your married and your signif other is in a diaper..u wont change it?? cuz its gross....??? then get the fuck out of here.
getting head while taking a shit = blumpkin
I'm married and only 21, I dump while my wife is in the bathroom
No, true love is never, ever doing that, and I mean NEVER.
i'll poop while talking on the phone to my girl. then do the flush-and-run and hope she doesn't hear it...
this wasn't funny or even interesting. You fail at TFLN
No... that's not true love. That's crack cocaine.
I dont mind cause everyone has to do it. But, at the same time. I dont need to prove to you that I love you by letting you watch me take a dump.
My bf would totally agree- but he closes the door to pee, how f*ed up is that?
this is true get over it people
Hmm, for some people yes. Personally I prefer that to stay private. Peeing is okay though.
i cant poop either if someone is there lol
but ive walked in the bathroom for whatever when my bf was pooping. he doesnt care, and neither do i. its a personal thing.
I'm married. It's true. I've never seen him poo. Never want to.
i agree. i mean me and my best friend do that. so when you can do best friend stuff with the person you love, thats true love
i can't poop if someone is in the bathroom with me haha
Oddly enough someone said this to me when I was young.
what is this from? cuz i'm pretty sure this is what i always tell the girls parents when they ask if we are serious.
Depends on the people. I am in there all the time when my husband does pee and poo. He's also in there when I pee and poo. We even hold conversations while doing so. Or he'll be brushing his teeth while I'm going; or I'll be washing my face while he's on.
As I said, depends on the people.
no, true love is considering that being gross as hell is not attractive. to anyone.
True love is getting a blumpkin
it doesn't ruin anything. its just that pooping is private and should be kept that way. its not a moment to be shared. haha
It doesn't ruin anything. There shouldn't be any illusions in a marriage. Been married 16 years. Lots of things about life aren't pretty...
No it isn't!! enough with the public pooping! It is never Okay.
i'm a girl and i've seen my boyfriend poop, who cares? true love is being 100% yourself and knowing that your partner doesn't mind.
i have totally done that ive even farted on him and we just laughed
i feel like this could take all the mystery out of the realtionship... thus ruining it
who's shitting guy or girl? because everyone's knows girls don't shit.
Then I have been in love to many times.
What are you people talking about? If you're not willing to watch the person you love take a shit, you're not really in love with them. Love means being okay with all of a person, not just the pretty parts. Pooping is gross, but it's human, and what's more of a statement of love than accepting all the silly human bits of each other?
this ruins marriages. some illusions should not be broken.