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  • 81 63
    Submitted by pink746 on Jul 18, 10 at 4:27pm

    Get laid by a guy with morals you can discuss post-sex.

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:32am

    There's nothing tempting about the penis. You can buy one if you really want it.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:37am

    Shove that penis straight into your morals.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:48pm

    Carpet munchers probably get more girls than you do, 12:00.

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:31pm

    I was born with a penis....I want to keep it

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:06pm

    LOL- met the "guys with morals, even drunk" they are actually "The guys that won't sleep with you, even drunk". Trust me.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:20am

    Because guys don't have morals!

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:18am

    I choose morals but then I'm a guy and do not enjoy the penis.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:12am

    10:39 STFU YOU RETARD

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:28am

    Penis definitely. Fuck first ask questions later!!!

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:00pm

    @ 12:06 not exactly how it went but okay... I still got laid that night, it just took a little dick sucking first.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23am

    you have to decide: tits or destiny?

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:15am

    @10:12 fyi 10:39 doesn't exist yet! @10:13 why do you assume OP is a girl?

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:02am

    Do i really have to that soo hard... wait can i choose penises now and morals later...? Well that's how my Saturday night ended at 5 am with a 3 hour fuck session and was followed up by church 10 am Sunday morning... see you can have both!

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:13am

    She sounds poor, I wouldn't mess with her poor girls are idiots!

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:10pm

    Morals don't matter - as long as you have standards! (Trust me, we have indepth conversations about this at work) Plus morals are overrated anyway. Soo, PENIS FOR ME! (not that I've gotten any in a while fml)

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:19pm

    is it me or is boston a skankier city than most?

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:16am

    It is possible to have both.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:33pm

    Morals! You can get laid later

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:23am

    I've met guys with morals... even when they're drunk. That's impressive.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:16am

    I think the proper plural of penis is penii