I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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