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  • 60 29
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Mar 21, 13 at 7:32am

    Could have been worse. Some bitch from Kansas could have dropped a house on you to get them.

  • 54 26
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 20, 13 at 4:24pm

    Can't live withoutshoe!

  • 57 32
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 20, 13 at 3:19pm

    This post literally made me laugh out loud :)

  • 40 25
    Submitted by Leeping1 on Mar 21, 13 at 2:30am

    How did he get them off your feet if you didn't want to part with them?

  • 33 29
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 21, 13 at 12:02am

    Be happy you were not pimped out. I'm sure the shoes were a test if you would be a ho.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by BigDidlo on Mar 21, 13 at 7:26am

    He obviously sold them so he wouldn't have to hear her bitch about how they were hurting her feet until she took them of and he had to carry them.

  • 23 14
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 24, 13 at 2:46am

    Hey, $150 from a man with a possible foot fetish goes a LONG way in a dive bar. Your ex got 3 more "girlfriends" off that one pair!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by 478 on Mar 20, 13 at 3:28pm

    Dump him and sue him for new shoes. You can't sell other people's property. And quit dating rachet hood rats!

    • 30 25
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Mar 20, 13 at 9:15pm

      Dump him? Did you not see that they broke up? She apparently let him sell them and take them off her feet so she's just as much at fault.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by liquor_n_front on Mar 20, 13 at 5:30pm

    I fail to see any problem here, just wear one of the other 9001 pairs of shoes I'm sure you've hoarded away in your closet..

    • 28 31
      Submitted by liquor_n_front on Mar 20, 13 at 5:33pm

      Then tell him you're sorry while giving him a sloppy BJ, that you want him back, and that he goes and buys himself something nice with the money he got for the shoes, and if he needs you you'll be in the kitchen makin him a sammich.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by security24 on Mar 21, 13 at 4:00am

    Liquor_n_front has obviously never experienced a spike heel to the face. I would sell my kids before I would sell my favorite shoes.

    • 19 20
      Submitted by twitch1125 on Mar 21, 13 at 2:43pm

      and the award for "parent of the year" goes to...

      • 17 20
        Submitted by liquor_n_front on Mar 22, 13 at 3:28am

        I'm sure she buys her spiked heels with either her welfare check or from child support payments and does nothing but sit around the house all day getting fatter while her kids are at school. Hell I bet she's posting with an Obama phone too.

    • 22 18
      Submitted by liquor_n_front on Mar 22, 13 at 3:30am

      Also I bet you feel real fucking tough making threats on the innertubes, ohhhh no another internet tough guy what ever will I do. Bitch please

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Mar 20, 13 at 6:39pm

    What liquor in front said.