My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Could have been worse. Some bitch from Kansas could have dropped a house on you to get them.
This post literally made me laugh out loud :)
Can't live withoutshoe!
How did he get them off your feet if you didn't want to part with them?
Be happy you were not pimped out. I'm sure the shoes were a test if you would be a ho.
He obviously sold them so he wouldn't have to hear her bitch about how they were hurting her feet until she took them of and he had to carry them.
Hey, $150 from a man with a possible foot fetish goes a LONG way in a dive bar. Your ex got 3 more "girlfriends" off that one pair!
Dump him and sue him for new shoes. You can't sell other people's property. And quit dating rachet hood rats!
Dump him? Did you not see that they broke up? She apparently let him sell them and take them off her feet so she's just as much at fault.
Liquor_n_front has obviously never experienced a spike heel to the face. I would sell my kids before I would sell my favorite shoes.
and the award for "parent of the year" goes to...
I'm sure she buys her spiked heels with either her welfare check or from child support payments and does nothing but sit around the house all day getting fatter while her kids are at school. Hell I bet she's posting with an Obama phone too.
Also I bet you feel real fucking tough making threats on the innertubes, ohhhh no another internet tough guy what ever will I do. Bitch please
I fail to see any problem here, just wear one of the other 9001 pairs of shoes I'm sure you've hoarded away in your closet..
Then tell him you're sorry while giving him a sloppy BJ, that you want him back, and that he goes and buys himself something nice with the money he got for the shoes, and if he needs you you'll be in the kitchen makin him a sammich.
What liquor in front said.