She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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