I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Good thing they invented snapchats for you to pass the time.
I'm sure he was thinking exactly the opposite! good for you, with your good deed of helping the elderly!
Ahh Durham. I love ya.
I love it when those blue haired GILF's bend over holding a gravy boat... Lay em' down in that afgan!