Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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