Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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