Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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