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  I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.

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  (860): I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder. http://tfl.nu/zegq
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• 37 19

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:33pm

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  great strategy, especially if shes a girl. hard work can only get you so far...

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• 34 19

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:50pm

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  i havent heard the term "finger banged" since i was in like 7th grade. hmmmm

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• 36 23

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:51pm

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  just finger-banged? you're gonna get fired if you don't put out.

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• 35 22

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:15am

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  IM GONNA FINGER BANG BANG U INTO MY LIFE...

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• 36 24

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:23am

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  finger bang an orangutang.. he likes it too!

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• 37 27

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:04pm

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  Connecticut Rules !!!

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• 35 24

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:53pm

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  it is the best way to go

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• 36 27

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:43am

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  ahhh my home state ^.^

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• 31 24

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:40pm

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  I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but you do realize you're going to have to bust your ass all the harder to be taken seriously, right? Because people *will* find out.

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• 29 22

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:48pm

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  If you're a chick, this text owns

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• 33 33

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:49pm

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  Since women can't be at the top, you only got half-way. Glass ceiling M-F!

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• 27 24

  Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 15, 10 at 2:41pm

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  So your finger as well as your nose smells like shit

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• 20 17

  Submitted by haggis93 on Apr 6, 11 at 7:13pm

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  Girl you like to fingerbang and itl alright!!

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• 21 22

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:24am

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  Finger bang bang Bang bang bang

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• 25 31

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:04am

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  I'm gunna finger bang bang you right into my heart...

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• 22 37

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:06am

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  gotta love the connecticut texts!

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• 19 31

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:17am

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  I hope this was a chick too. If she was hot, I'd even be ok with her being my boss...and letting me watch.

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