There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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