Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
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2:46, I agree they are hot, but that doesn't change the fact that they're airheads. Good for a summer fling but not boyfriend material.
I'm British and I have to say that the other British girl is probably fat herself, Brits are fat too (thank you america.. i blame you and your mcdonalds!!) Only problem with fat brits is that they dont realise they're fat so they still wear "skinny" clothes.. hahahahahahahaha
Those who agreed that bartenders should be fat just want ass. Those who said it doesn't matter as long as the drinks are strong just want to get drunk. Perspective!
I'm skinny and I think all you are assholes! Who cares if she is fat. Go fuck yourself, that's about you will be getting anyway.
Fat people should not do anything period
Shh. This is fat bashing. Not Australian bashing!
douchebags shouldn't drink
1:59 we all hate you. Forever.
We're talking about bartenders not every job in society and how they shouldn't be fat. And yes, fat is unattractive and you know it. You must be fat based on your outrage. Please don't bartend ever.
let's be honest. we all suck in our own way. fat girls shouldn't bar-tend because then guys will buy less drinks. but shitttt, if it was like 60 years ago the fatties would be the ones on top!
I love how defensive women get about things
from experience, the hot girl gets my dollar
12:38 is a chick with a dick
1237 is a lying fat chick. 12:35 was a guy
fuck you, who cares what a bartender looks like as long as he/she can mix the alcohol and count the cash...jackass.
10:27 yea but once you talk about the small size of mans dick you guys go OFF!! LoL
10:16 you're an idiot!! 10:12, just because you're probably fat as well and you had that situation happen to you does not mean that I'm currentl living your tragedies!! LoL
fat girls shouldn't breed either.
This is the most retarded thread ever...all y'all need to go to the gym and do your heart a favor, skinny, fat, whatevs. Be healthy assholes.
2:54, you're such an asshole.This is 2:49, I didn't think that at all you jerk. And why does her not wanting a boyfriend suddenly qualify her as a slut?
i am a girl and i agree. no bartender should be fat.
So, basically if a person doesn't fit into a stereotype of what self-righteous douchebags consider to be attractive, they have nothing whatsoever to offer to society? I fucking hate people.
1242 is a fat guy feeling left out
11:22 your an ass and have no idea what you are talking about.
and im sure you cant get a ANY guy with that attitue
There is no such thing as a "cute plus sized lady". That is an oxymoron. She could have a foupa!
yeah mcdons is shitttt, except when your blackout drunk then it tastes awesome and you usually end up yacking it anyways...
na, i'm with you 530.
if you have to ask, then you are.
Fat is not actually beautiful. In fact, it's quite disgusting. Is 20 minutes of exercise a day really that hard?
Sincerely, your dignity
Cuz he's a guy that can't get any. Or a chick that can't. EIther way, jealousy is involved. And please take the stick out your ass 254. Love 251's bff who also would bang a guy with an accent. <3
Yeah and since americans are so big and its so accepted, that's why everyone is having heart attacks so young and going on disability young cuz their asses are so huge their legs can't support them. Being fat doesn't just affect how you look, but your health too. And if ppl can bad mouth smokers and druggies because what they're doing is harmful, I should be allowed to bash fatties. Just saying.
12:47am: you mean you don't jerk-off watching spelling bees? Am I doing it wrong?
its protective karate fat ok
10:06 too bad thats not the case with me!! I dont even give MY boyfriend a BJ.
11:55 speak for yourself. texas hates you and your fat friends too.
what about fat guys? why is it just fat girls...ugh
.....let's make skinny babies!
I have no problem with fat chicks tending bar. There is nothing worse than trying to get a drink while the "hot" bartender chick stares at herself in the mirror and flirts with the 40-year-old attorney who is tipping her $20 on every round. If you're behind the bar, STFU and pour drinks. If you're on my side of the bar, try not to be a fat fuck.
...in olden times, to be overweight was to be powerful and weathly..it is not olden times anymore
fat women disgust me
Yes 20 minutes of exercise is pretty hard, id rather be sitting on my fat ass at taco bell in texas with all my other fat ass friends chowing down
sincerely, fat bartender
11:09, I really could care less if they stay fat or not just as long as they stay out of my direct line of sight
I'm fat, I'm alright with it, I don't give a shit about you judgmental skinny bastards. Have fun in hell with your ignorance. Like stated above, Karma is a bitch. Have fun meeting her.
i have a fupa. im fat and im a babe and you know you want it.
just cus a girl is skinny doesnt mean shes hot
Lulz. You guys all failed history.
or you could asphyxiate in their fat rolls.
omg. lmfao @ 1151.
I like the chick who is pretending to be British. Your language use tells me that you're a loopy twat from New Jersey. But you do have nice teeth. Whitest teeth I've ever cum across, baby.
It was not boys vs girls. It was fatties vs not fat. There were casulties on both sides, but neither side was purely one sex or another. Don't read it if you don't like the arguments. Fuckka.
Of course this dumbass text turns into a huge fat girls need love/fatties need to be kept out of public view debate. These threads always turn into a big girls vs boys argument, its like a fucking elementary school playground.
I'm an American girl and yes I grew with 3:00 (second one) I'm a slut for men with accents.
300 don't hate on the Aussie/American girls cuz they get/give the pussy you're denied.. Maybe you should try getting a personality.. Cuz I don't think even being an Aussie would get you fucked in America.
sure blame someone else for your inability to not stuff your face
LOL @ what this has turned into... some of these replies are funny as hell but others not so much... lol @ the so-called "skinny, british chick"... nice try but no
@ 10:28: Umm, Jordin Sparks is fat. And spells her name like a moron.
the only tips fatties are getting is to stop being fat!
um actually i do work out daily. she just sounds shallow just like you...
Fat, skinny ugly cute it doesn't matter. I'm not going out to pick up the bartender. They don't usually hook up with their customers anyway. I just want my bartender to make good strong drinks.
come on everyone goes hogging once and a while
fat gurls shouldn't eat.
10:23 um im not THAT big stupid!! I'm like Jordan Sparks big!!
Ohhh. Type that to me in Australian. I LOVE your accents. <3
OMG - freaking hilarious. But, I gotta agree, the bartender should be easy on the eyes. Fat ='s Bad on the Eyes
8:20 pm you just made me vomit.
But fat people tend to be funny. So while you're sitting at the bar alone cuz none of the skinny bitches will talk to you, you may be greatful for the fattie. Could be the only entertainment you get all night. There's always a silver lining...
Women carry fat a hell of a lot better then men do. At least women are meant for curves.
you need to stop hanging out at applebee's
**yawn** a conversation about fat chicks bartending? Wow, wake me up when we get to something marginally interesting.
plus size is different than fat, also plus size in some parts of the body, and not others
You're an idiot. Looks are something that you have no control over unless you have plastic surgery, you can't control your genes. Basically if you're ugly you're ugly. It is in your power to control how much fat is on your body though. Idiot.
im fat and i bartend so? lol fuck all you fat is beautiful
2:37 - you're going to render down nicely when you're in hell
The funniest part is that the average size in USA is 14, so average American girl/woman is fat! I love America! lol
fat chicks should fucking to to a gym and loose all that ugly fat weight before they step on earth
Figures a redneck northern Cali douche would comment about a fat female bartender, do the world a favor and shoot yourself during a hunting accident pig.
everything is bigger in texas...girls boobs and mens dicks. just because your bartender is skinny doesn't mean she is hot. i know alot of skinny bartenders that my dog wouldn't touch.
personally i like ass!
so much hate for fat chicks on this site... disappointing, there are some cute plus size ladies out there.
2:55 - and remember: when you're trying to insult someone it's spelt "you're"
Oh and ps. Correct ocean. Wrong country.
And blonde blue eyed beach bums are the hottest with their ripped bods.. So.. Bring on the Aussie's. I wanna know what its like down under.
I'd rather have a hot bartender than a fat chick. It's just a preference. Just like what drinks I order are a preference. I won't leave a bar if the bartender is a fat chick but I will think to myself, "aww maaan." hot bartenders are just more pleasing, that's all.
Are you retarded? How can you not know what a fat person is? A fat person is someone who has unattractive fat all about their person. /end lesson
11:16 there's no need to preface your opinion with "I'm skinny".. your opinion still counts the same, whether you're skinny or fat. Although I do agree with you, this is a very mean post.. it shouldn't matter.
Fat chick bartenders keep the guys out of the bars which equals less sales. Less sales means the bars will be out of business. Go to Vegas and find a fat bartender, I challenge you. Hot chicks bring the guys in which means sales and more people ultimately.
tell her she shouldn't be bartending....see the site "ijustwanttotellyou"
lol 2:41 I guess we can render down together in hell than.
fat is fat you fucktard
thats good because im sure without it you would be miserable!!
girl or guy, NO one should be fat. no excuses, watch what you eat and work the FUCK out.
and i'm a girl.
THEN DON'T EVER GO TO THE EDGEWORTH CLUB!
someone needs to update a new text from last night, this shit's getting weak
it's not like the bartender is going home with you one way or the other...
she has a bar to tend.
like he could push you off if he wanted to. LMAO
P.S. the only two bartenders I've ever banged were hot as hell and skinny to boot. But I'll still get down with the chubby drunk girl at the end of the night.
Let the hate begin....
from experience, fat and/or fugly bartender chicks tend to be pushy and make you buy more drinks
did someone let the fat girls out to graze???
Ice cream is awesome. So worth the extra 40 minutes on the treadmill.
um i never said were born fat! I said were fat! 2 different things and yes being fat is preventable i understand that. But obviously some parents dont know what it takes to raising children. I have a 3 year old who is rail thin because he's active and i won't let him eat all kinda of junk food!
fat chicks live in china too
11:29 the fact you responded shows you're interested....or curious!
We're not hating big girls, we're hating fat girls. We especially hate fat girls who call themselves big girls.
12:35 really is a fat chick i know her
no, mexicans are. fat mexicans are the worst.
I'm not argung with a bunch of imature and ignorant ppl anyways. I know what i have!! 10:23 i might be a fatty but i probably get more dick in a week then you do in a year!! BYE
if female bartenders need to be skinny, male customers (and bartenders) need to be much MUCH better looking. fail.
fat people are required to have a good personality because they don't have anything else going for them... but most people don't go into bars looking for good personalities... so take your fat ass to church or the bowling alley...
This entire thread has officially killed off what little hope for humanity I had left. Every last one of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
first 10:32 you're funny like i said before he can go when he feels like it i hold nobody against their will. Yea he should have worn a condom that night but its too late now!! And he continues not to wear one to this day!! LoL
yeah whatever you gotta tell yourself to make it thru the day! Poor guy got a fat chick pregnant and cant escape.
fuck you, you are a piece of shit, im sure that "fat bartender" wouldnt even look at you and thats why you are sitting at a fucking bar, you need to find a girl that is fucking wasted outta her mind to have someone take you home, poor girl will really regret it in my morning
10:18 trust me if he wants to go he can go and he knows that!! I would never hold anybody down agaist their will.
2:16, I hope you get fat one day and have someone say the same thing right to your face.
And I'm also sure your mom is a fatty. Why don't you to buy her some icecream.
Lots of love,
From a fatty eating icecream.
i wouldn't mind having a hot Australian bashing my pussy... yum!
Maybe if you'd get a job your mom wouldn't have to tend a bar. Dumbass.
I'm pretty sure a fat bartender gets you just as drunk as a skinny bartender... unless you are a fucking moron.
2:51, I just think 2:49 assumed you were not a huge slut. Her bad.
what do douches count as fat? Anything over a size 6? Muffin top? Belly bigger than the boobs? Seriously? Thick chicks (girls whose fat dont jiggle obnoxiously) are super cute
fat people are funnier
skinny people are ... skinny
get yo DRANKS
I LOVE THE INTRAWEB!!!!!!!!
2:41, your going to suck a big sloppy donkey dick here pretty soon.
Damn it, just get a bo flex and work out 20 mins per day, 3 days per week. Then you can get in shape and give all your fat clothes to your fat friends. :)
I'm a thin bartender and the only reason i would agree with this text is that it's hard for fat people to move fast or get around other bartenders!! Slows the process down!
fat chicks need lovin too. it's just not going to be me.
if she's hot it only works against you because you will tip the bartender more... so you should be glad if she's fat and you just want to get in, get out with your drink
what's wrong with you?
1232 my bladder is weak
Yes it looks that way. Now shut up and just watch.
what you talking bout, willis?
9:29 brit chicks are fucking annoying, gotta duct tape their mouths shut if you ever wanna fuck em
Who said I wanted a bf? I just wanna hear an accent in my bed.
11:46, because you're a guy and it's easier for you to see things objectively and rationally. most girls assume everything is a personal attack and react emotionally. it's really fucking annoying. and i'm a girl.
Remember 2:54 when your fucking that sheep that BAAAAA means no you dumb fuck.
british food is fucking boring. what do you guys have that's good. oh except chocolate that shits awesome. not fat btw just high haha
10:38 maybe the reason that you're fat is because you have an unhealthy obsession with sweets? seeing how you describe peoples personalities by food qualities
but fatties need tips too
you lot are horrible. please wear condoms.EVERY SINGLE TIME..oh wait...............
12:21 - Because they're fat you don't tip? Let's be honest...you don't tip because your trailer trash mother didn't raise you right. Also, tips aren't required when they've already spat in your drink:)
fat people shouldn't bartend because they're hard to get around.
says the barback
there's not a lot of room back there
Refer to my earlier post a 11:59pm#2.
fuck these 10 unknown errors. I give up on the second 2:43. You are right. You win.
omg instant favorite
12:34 is a fat chick trying to sound skinny online
whats with all the fat texts. it's getting really old.
along with the new high new low texts.
ya never see a girl bash a fat guy, cause we aren't assholes. bitches maybe, but not assholes
the customer is always right.
im a fat chick.. and even i hate fat chicks
whats wrong with them....i like 'em!
It amazes me how much you ppl care what others look like... your wasting your time arguing about meaningless shit... I'm pretty sure there are more fat rich ppl and more skinny trailer trash nasty STD infested ppl
I love 9:04 ahhahahah
All americans i ever see are fat!! im a hot, skinny British girl and you're all huuuuge haha jealous?
fat chicks should just stay away from bars entirely. stay at home and eat ice cream and watch movies you ugly fucks
12:49 be more funny..........
are you kidding? that's the only place they should be because a) you can't hook up with the bartender b) fat chicks are here to serve so that men can sate their predator instincts by chasing hot chicks, not mixing their own drinks, and c) you can't see past a bartender's breasts when she's behind the counter, which hopefully are luscious and out to make up for the extra weight
If a fat girl falls in the woods and nobody is around to see it, is it still funny?
Hey Texas, apparently grammar isn't big in Texas. The word "a lot" is two separate words you no talent, ass-clown.
i'm a girl, and i'm a bartender. it's true that a skinny/goodlooking girl makes wayyy more money than a fat girl. i leave at the end of the night with a couple hundred on a slow night and another girl i work with that is quite a bit larger than i am leaves with about half of what i make. good looking people make more money. thats just the way the human race works...its fucked up but its true.
Define chubby for the win. Like big t&a or big all over? lol.
im an australian i dont think all americans are fat but i do think most are
^^^ seriously. 11:33 also. what's wrong with people!
10:27 - actually i get dick whenever I want, he's right here next to me actually and he's laughing his head off to what a fatty we are picturing you as hahahaha
10:37 the sad part is that no matter how many people we have on our side, those two fat chicks probably have the weight advantage
that just means you don't feel obligated to tip them well
9:51, I hate to break this to you sweetie. . .guys hit on you because the fluffy chick is always the sure thing. Help me out here fellas. . .how many BJs have you received at 2am from a chubby girl when drunk? Dozens.
I'm not really liking these generalizations. What constitutes as FAT to these people?
skinny bartenders don't give a shit
fatties in the word is they should be locked in a closet or better yet a zoo for entertainment. Because as you all know fat is our fault!
Haha. Then a lot of girls are huge sluts, since most will admit to getting turned on by a guy just cuz he has an accent.
9:04 u have a pretty warped view of British girls! from my experience most of them are so damn sexxy! and my god the accent! id take a brit over american anyday - sounds like you've been turned down too many times by the Brits who actually have standards.
8:35 - you sound hot
this is the funniest fucking shit ever, fo real im saving this to my favourites... lovin all the debates and side stories with aussies keep it up ppl, i think you're all fucking tools and wishing there were user names or some shit. if you're anything like me you just type all this random shit all the time to stir shit up
12:49#2-Yeah sorry, not my best work. The main idea was just fuck Texas.
Shouldn't you be jerking off watching a spelling bee or something.
I love (insert sarcasm) how the TFLN mods have left this shitty post up all night and not posted any better ones. I call Jump The Shark and this sit is plaaaaaaayyyyyyd out. Fucking christer bitch ass losers.
that didn't stop your mother
I totally am!! hahahahahahahahah
fat and you speak spanish, you sound like a winner
My guess is that the bar the texter was at had a fat girl bartender...ugh
You sound like TONS of fun. Bwahahahahahaha!
I don't understand why people think that "fat" people shouldn't exist or shouldn't be allowed to partake in normal activities. [Sarcasm] All of you who have this viewpoint will clearly get far in life. [/Sarcasm]
12:46-If only you knew a lot of dogs that you wouldn't touch. Fuck Texas.
fat fat fat all americans are fat haha
i do like to have a fat chef though
apparently there are two fat chicks arguing with everyone on here
10:20 you probably threatened that if he left you, you'd sit on him and now he fears for his life. poor guy... he shoulda worn a condom that night
or you could use a snorkel
im from australia and everyone thinks americans are fat ass motherfuckers
Well shit happens..
as long as the drink is good i really dont care
it could be a green chick with horns serving it..
or a victoria secret supermodel..
i just want some alcohol.. :P
by the time im drunk they will all be beautiful
I agree English food is boring! But you're still to blame for mcdonalds!! ;-)
9:29, stop forming all of your opinions from TV. Until you've spent some time there, don't believe the hype that the U.K. is full of chicks who look, sound, and smell like Fergie. Buy yourself a plane ticket, and get ready for lots of bad acne, crusty teeth, and filth.
I'm a guy and 35-40lbs overweight and can't figure out why people are giving people shit for stating the well known fact that fat people are unattractive for the most part. It's true.
Never let a fatty be on tops. They could crush you.
I'm pretty sure 1122 can get whatever guy she wnts since she sounds like she takes care of herself. Go workout 1130.
Australians have small dicks
I'm one of the Ausies arguing previously (3:00am etc) and this thread is continuing in it's awesomeness. Thank you people, you have entertained me once more. Dog bless you all.
really you don't have better things to do than post about fat bartenders after midnight... this is why you're fat... type on your laptop while doing squats
more cushion less pushin
I refuse to tip fat chick bartenders. Fucking slobs.
thick chicks are not cute they are disgusting fucking fats.
fat girls should be killed and used as dog food
at least you don't have to tip them or talk to them. they can make your drinks and move on ... can't have them blocking your view of the hot chicks
Yo 2:40, I fucked a Kiwi once (read; New Zealand), on a totally random hook up, She was chubby and a fucking wild cat in the sack too. Win/win?
God.. I want to fuck an Aussie now.
If you're fat, it's your fault.
p.s. "foupa"....? Are you retarded? FUPA. Acronym of the letters F,U,P, and A - respectively standing for the words Fat, Upper, Pussy, and Area.
1038 is a fatchick trying to be different.
Fat bartenders = bad. Fat bartenders with no bra on = horrible. You throw up your drinks before you can get drunk. lol. And I'm a girl.. Any fat chicks hating on fat chick hating.. You're fat and no one loves you.
2:36 was making fun of fat bartenders and how much they eat, then said the skinny bartender needed a sandwich......there is just no pleasing some people lol.
Hey 8:35. . .I spend a fair amount of time in the U.K. on business. You just keep your smack-addled bony ass over on your side of the pond. I'll take a plump American girl any day over you dirty birds who don't brush your teeth and wear your clothes 5 days in a row without washing them. You are dirty. Go fuck yourself down the road.
1234 is a self loathing fat chick
ppl can be horribel and I got to say all those ppl that say mean horrible things about fat ppl were probably fat as children and were made fun of. LoL And yes I'm on the plus size, but I'm Proportionate.I can have a crappy attitude,but I have a boyfriend who is banging me every night. (And no he's not ugly & fat!!) and even with a boyfriend I still have guys hitting on me. So no I dont think all "fat" ppl have to have wonderful attitudes to make up for their "fatness"!!
Now for a generalisation of my own - Aussies love American chicks because they're all massive sluts. You hear the accent and you know you're in.
im fat. what do i do?
you can tip them in burgers and fries
1122 may take care of herself, but she has a hideous personality... who cares if people are fat or skinny? as long as the person's happy, then who are you to tell them they're not ok the way they are?
FUPA. Fat upper pussy area. Not foupa
I vomit at the thought of a fat person. Really, I puked 4 times just reading some of you defend those hideous lazy fucks. There should be a weight limit imposed on basic needs. Bet your fat ass wouldn't be screaming "it's not my FAULT I take in 7,345 calories a day while burning 42!" if you had to be normal to breathe or find a warm place to sleep. Fuck you fat fucks.
how the fuck did this get so many responses???
man i love fatties...
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
LOL, I knew this text would get a shitton of irate responses.
Srsly, the OP wouldn't have a shot in hell with a hot, skinny bartender. Maybe if you're nice to the fatty you'll get a BJ and and some free drinks. Bartenders are bartenders first, sex partner options second. And for most people that second option isn't a reality anyway, so just drink your drink and go try to hit on the slutty douchette with the Ed Hardy hand bag.
Second 10:06, my guess is that's why he won't be your boyfriend for long. Unless you're his sugar mama, in which case he'll stick around while banging a hotter girl on the side. Not saying it's right, just telling you how it is. And I'm a girl.
Ha we've been together for 4 years and we have a child together and actually he gives me HIS money!!! you guys just dont want to admit that their are a few pretty plus size girls!! And actually my eating habits aren't bad its all health related!! I HATE donuts, so 10:12 you're totally wrong!!
2:43 (the first one) - well tell your mother to whip it out then and we'll get started
I am British!! Im from birmingham but now in London. Very nice place. Probably better than New Jersey, even though iv never been there
you called me fat so you must be fat too.......that makes no fucking sense
I'm fat. It's a good thing I like going bowling and to church (11:43)
nothing wrong with a fat bartender, saves on tips
lollercoaster? you fucking asshole
1:59 we all love you. Forever.
So I guess the next thing that you pieces of crap are going to say is that "ALL" fat people should end up like Michael Jackson, a dead weirdo, child molester, with no money & a face that loos like Dexter got holed of it. There for if you are fat you will end up dead, with no friends or family to support me, until they find out just how much money I did have, so that the "family" could argue about who got the fat, ugly, chilrdren & their moneny. Perhaps what sholud happen to all the ugly
11:07-So you want them to stay fat?
10:09 stop pretending you have a BF, and maybe you should treat yourself like you treat your kid and maybe you wouldnt be on the plus side.
Put that doughnut down.....you know you have one
I hate that I'm fat now. I just had my first baby three months ago and I feel huge and so unattractive that I feel sorry for my husband sometimes because I wonder how he can ever still find me attractive (which I think he must not)
I knew pregnancy took it's toll on womens bodies but I'm just not bouncing back as quickly as I had hoped. I used to judge fat chicks and now I am one. Karma is a bitch.
all posts between 10:23 and 10:34 are fat chicks
i love fat bartenders because i dont have to waste my money tipping them
moar pushin fo the cushion lol
lol fuck australians. australians are the scum of the earth.
Australians are airheads. All they care about is the tide and surfing and they alao say things taste "beautiful". How can something TASTE beautiful?
I think Australians are like the American equivilant of a California beach bum.
Whats with all the hate on big girls? Your moms are all probably big girls too. grow up.
10:16 is a fatttttttyyyy haha i feel for you. Im 8:35 and brits dont have shitty teeth!! mine are pearly white and straight :D. All u can bring up is teeth and dirt? u are all still fat
bartenders are supposed to be hot
OMG OMG we should all accept people for who or what they are and not be superficial!!!! fuck i hate people that talk like this
who gives a shit what they look like , bitch can have one arm as long as the drinks are good and strong.
well i dont think im argung im just trying to get a point out. Not all "fat" girls are ugly and miserable who have to make everything up with their sweet personalities!!
1:50, keep working at it, you'll get there, it just takes time and dedication.
for the record, kids aren't born fat, you GET fat. Its preventable. It amazes me that people make such a big deal about smoking, but then defend fat people.