Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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