actually, I'm a sock model
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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