He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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