why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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