I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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