just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
