I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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