Me too!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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