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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 1, 12 at 1:35pm

    Better than the reasoning "it would get me laid at work"

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      Submitted by wubbazugg on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm

      My thoughts exactly.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 1, 12 at 3:53pm

    JJ: really? I thought it was a chick, because chicks need to drop a line like that with a guy to get laid.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 1, 12 at 1:42pm

    Yeah, because the thought of you tucking little boys into bed is a good selling point. Try that you volunteer in some mentoring program for the underprivileged if you're looking to get the girls that are bleeding hearts.

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    Submitted by dmyjuly on Mar 2, 12 at 3:39pm

    You must be new. Have you seen the text on this thing. Girls at bars are hooking up with any dick around. You don't need a story to get laid.

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    Submitted by retrop on Mar 2, 12 at 6:05am

    Being charitable doesn't get you laid. Being humble about it. That does. :-)

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    Submitted by HRtiger on Mar 1, 12 at 11:54pm

    Or you may be working instead of going to bars! Orphans need counseling on weekends. Oh btw, try and grow a personality...might help with the getting laid part. Just sayin'.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Mar 1, 12 at 3:38pm

    OP is a guy.