I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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