Hey! If you: started drinking double jaegerbombs at five, shot the best golf of your life, hit on your friend's cousin (that was only cute because you were drunk and she kept grabbing your junk), spent forty five minutes in the bathroom puking up the Jack in the Box dollar menu, your girlfriend found the bar you were at, you fought an emo kid from the coffee shop next door, then woke up next to a hot ass woman that you THOUGHT was your gf, but then wasn't....we have very similar tastes in
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