Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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