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  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:57am

    What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster, but you have to put the baby in the oven.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:29am

    Dead baby jokes are hilarious, they never get old.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:38am

    Oh my God. For some reason this reminds me of Rosemary's Baby, not sure why.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:00am

    how do you get 20 dead babies into a jar? ....with a blender. how do you get 20 dead babies out of a jar? ....with tostitos!

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:39am

    thanks 8:38 what the fuck is a pram?? ive seen rosemary's baby..but wtf?

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:41am

    pram = british for baby stroller

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:45pm

    I would totally steal a pram in a drunken creative expression, good night right there

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:16am

    do not start the dead baby jokes! i'll laugh but feel really bad about it later lol

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:23pm

    Yeah, the dead babies joke was warranted because of the text subject, but please no more! I hate laughing at jokes that make me feel like a douchebag later.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:17am

    im all for the baby killing jokes, but that one is just gross. you have clothes like a fucking dick head.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:14am

    speaking of dead baby jokes.... what's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? ...I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:36am

    awww... pram... now i miss england =]

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:56pm

    What's worse than 100 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 100 trees.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:20am

    Pram is short for perambulator

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:30am

    5:56 had me tearing that's how much i was laughing.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:57am

    oh silly english people

  • 48 59
    Submitted by curiostacy on Apr 11, 10 at 9:52pm

    what is a pram>

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:54am

    Hilarious

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:26pm

    im the one with the ball..and im the one that can throw it faster than fuck

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:22pm

    i think dead baby jokes are okay because they're so implaussible. dead babies in a blender? that's not like making a SIDS joke. i draw the line at molestation jokes, though.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:57am

    what's the best part about 22 year olds? There's 20 of them

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:29am

    Wait, +93 is Afganistan. Is this a fake? In other news, how many babies can you fit in a blender? The coroner's report said three.