so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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