Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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