you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Yum pizza rolls, even if they do fuck up my stomach...
hahaha oo the fantasies of what u get to eat when u get home... this is why girls get fat in college... drunk binging
Haha I love this
In soviet Russia we like dicks big.
omg that was totally me last night!
Get it right! In Soviet Russia pizza rolls rush home to eat YOU!
Mmmm pizza rolls
I can't find any faults with this logic. Well done!