Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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