these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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