these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
id be glad to
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just come out here and I will go home with you...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Nicole vs. Life
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