He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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