all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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