You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
ttyl tear gas
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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