I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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