Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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