WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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