i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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