I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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