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  • 82 62
    Submitted by DougandPorkchop on Jun 8, 10 at 11:50pm

    These are texts not college essays so stop with the writing lessons.

  • 78 61
    Submitted by ck18 on Jun 8, 10 at 4:03pm

    Abort!

  • 68 51
    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 8, 10 at 6:50pm

    He could be with a dog...

  • 69 60
    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 8, 10 at 10:42pm

    Ya, well fuk sidewalks

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 5:53pm

    Keeper!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 8, 10 at 4:33pm

    Pot please!

  • 67 68
    Submitted by visage on Jun 8, 10 at 7:20pm

    As long as she wasn't standing up to pee, I don't see the problem!!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Epimetheus on Jun 9, 10 at 3:39am

    Do people avtually expect help or what

  • 64 64
    Submitted by NakedGrandma on Jun 8, 10 at 10:06pm

    I wish we knew who it was. For instance: is it his mom, or maybe a small child that he's watching. Is the texter male or female? So many questions left unanswered...

  • 61 62
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 9, 10 at 3:18am

    Count your blessings - at least she didn't poop.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jun 9, 10 at 9:04am

    This is a text from yesterday afternoon.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 8, 10 at 6:20pm

    She sounds friendly to me.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 9, 10 at 11:54am

    Your mom clearly needs to get laid

  • 54 61
    Submitted by intencitiess on Jun 9, 10 at 10:56pm

    completely typical day in the 734. and I'm sure it was a drunk college student.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 8, 10 at 11:16pm

    If you even know people who would do this, you don't deserve any help

  • 58 72
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jun 8, 10 at 11:03pm

    What's on the sidewalk, a sentence fragment?

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 8, 10 at 6:53pm

    Free vag shot

  • 47 59
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 10, 10 at 10:40pm

    You can tell. She's fucking crunk! Have another beer!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jun 8, 10 at 4:40pm

    Back away slowly.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Aug 19, 10 at 1:35am

    If she was really drunk, then just help her up, and don't worry about it... as I have done this once when intoxicated, as I really needed to pee. If she was sober, was it at least behind a tree or building or something? :O

  • 44 56
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 9, 10 at 6:49pm

    People. Who type. Like this. Are. Annoying.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 5:55am

    Women are called bitches for a reason!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by scum_bag on Jun 10, 10 at 2:01am

    I bet you it's a dog and spazzoid here didn't know if they needed to wipe it up just like they have to bag the doggy droppings.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by mcfucker on Jun 8, 10 at 10:51pm

    Questions

  • 48 74
    Submitted by kch2005 on Jun 8, 10 at 6:23pm

    Just a normal day in the 734. Well the part of 734 i live in at least

  • 43 65
    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Jun 9, 10 at 11:25am

    Hail! Hail! To Michigan!

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 8, 10 at 4:25pm

    2 PM?...This may be a problem...

  • Submitted by sircohan on Jun 8, 10 at 4:44pm

    First.