Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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