Ambien. No doubt about it.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Randomize
