wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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