I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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