didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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