porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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