Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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