you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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It was for the hushes
This one time I read a really funny TFLN. This is not one of those times.
either way, you have a giant bottle of vodka.
You don't remind them. Friggin idjit.
Why would anyone let someone shit in their vajj!!
Hell yeah! Way to rep the 803 =]
Happy birthday to the GROUND!!
Anyone up for a Texas hot pocket……LADIES?
Mexicans sell oranges
Anyone up for performing a lemon meringue pie?
who cares just drink it.
Start chuggin the vodka before people start asking questions!!
SC ftmfw! You can't fuck with the south
i'll bet anything it's dirty whore money.
the guy was out of cash
Urban Dictionary, sweetie.
What is a Texas hot pocket?
Before I liked it, it was at 803. Talk about irony! I'm reppin 803 too btw
You could have just mowed her lawn to pretend to be Mexican.