you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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It was for the hushes
either way, you have a giant bottle of vodka.
This one time I read a really funny TFLN. This is not one of those times.
You don't remind them. Friggin idjit.
Why would anyone let someone shit in their vajj!!
Hell yeah! Way to rep the 803 =]
Happy birthday to the GROUND!!
Anyone up for performing a lemon meringue pie?
Mexicans sell oranges
Anyone up for a Texas hot pocket……LADIES?
i'll bet anything it's dirty whore money.
the guy was out of cash
who cares just drink it.
Start chuggin the vodka before people start asking questions!!
SC ftmfw! You can't fuck with the south
What is a Texas hot pocket?
Urban Dictionary, sweetie.
Before I liked it, it was at 803. Talk about irony! I'm reppin 803 too btw
You could have just mowed her lawn to pretend to be Mexican.