you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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It was for the hushes
either way, you have a giant bottle of vodka.
You don't remind them. Friggin idjit.
Why would anyone let someone shit in their vajj!!
Happy birthday to the GROUND!!
This one time I read a really funny TFLN. This is not one of those times.
Hell yeah! Way to rep the 803 =]
Anyone up for performing a lemon meringue pie?
i'll bet anything it's dirty whore money.
the guy was out of cash
Urban Dictionary, sweetie.
Mexicans sell oranges
What is a Texas hot pocket?
Start chuggin the vodka before people start asking questions!!
Anyone up for a Texas hot pocket……LADIES?
who cares just drink it.
SC ftmfw! You can't fuck with the south
Before I liked it, it was at 803. Talk about irony! I'm reppin 803 too btw
You could have just mowed her lawn to pretend to be Mexican.