you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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It was for the hushes
either way, you have a giant bottle of vodka.
You don't remind them. Friggin idjit.
This one time I read a really funny TFLN. This is not one of those times.
Why would anyone let someone shit in their vajj!!
Happy birthday to the GROUND!!
Hell yeah! Way to rep the 803 =]
Anyone up for performing a lemon meringue pie?
Mexicans sell oranges
Start chuggin the vodka before people start asking questions!!
i'll bet anything it's dirty whore money.
the guy was out of cash
Anyone up for a Texas hot pocket……LADIES?
SC ftmfw! You can't fuck with the south
What is a Texas hot pocket?
who cares just drink it.
Urban Dictionary, sweetie.
Before I liked it, it was at 803. Talk about irony! I'm reppin 803 too btw
You could have just mowed her lawn to pretend to be Mexican.