You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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