I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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i do that shizz all the time, if they only knew they'd want to join
you didn't have sex....so no.....
nothing like getting paid to spank one out
depend who's paying you, i guess it only counts if your self employed. I think i was toeing the line by having sex with my boss's secretary in the stairwell at lunch time.
been there done that. i like chciken after
I've got a 20 what's your number
fuck yes 337
you got that
yes....yes, it does
Lol I've done that before...
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
ive got three dollars. thats about all youd be worth. skank.
I was once a delivery man for a pharmacy and stopped by and had a quickie with my gf while out on my route. Every time the Red Cross asks me if I've been paid for sex, I chuckle a litle in my mind.
It makes you the office douche, loser.
lmao. technically tou didnt have sex...
3:40 Technically you're a douche; it's still a sex act and funny so howabout u shut it.
I do this all the time. Fucking the man.
Jerk off at work while drunk and then steal office supplies... god, I miss doing that.
thats not sexx you clownn
Stupid me. I banged my boss after work in the parking lot. I'm still just a whore.
got damnn i love living in louisiana. hahah all the 337s are hillarious. im pretty sure im bound to know these people.
louisiana, i love you.
Hey the least they can do is pay for it after a hard days work!
been there done that.
Really, really stupid.
been there done that...my job is boring! I just consider it being a porn star...getting paid to bust a nut and possibly getting filmed.
lol gotta love lafayette
i'm from lafayette i probably know some of these people.....