I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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i do that shizz all the time, if they only knew they'd want to join
nothing like getting paid to spank one out
you didn't have sex....so no.....
depend who's paying you, i guess it only counts if your self employed. I think i was toeing the line by having sex with my boss's secretary in the stairwell at lunch time.
been there done that. i like chciken after
fuck yes 337
you got that
ive got three dollars. thats about all youd be worth. skank.
I've got a 20 what's your number
yes....yes, it does
Lol I've done that before...
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
I was once a delivery man for a pharmacy and stopped by and had a quickie with my gf while out on my route. Every time the Red Cross asks me if I've been paid for sex, I chuckle a litle in my mind.
It makes you the office douche, loser.
lmao. technically tou didnt have sex...
thats not sexx you clownn
3:40 Technically you're a douche; it's still a sex act and funny so howabout u shut it.
I do this all the time. Fucking the man.
Jerk off at work while drunk and then steal office supplies... god, I miss doing that.
Stupid me. I banged my boss after work in the parking lot. I'm still just a whore.
got damnn i love living in louisiana. hahah all the 337s are hillarious. im pretty sure im bound to know these people.
louisiana, i love you.
Hey the least they can do is pay for it after a hard days work!
been there done that.
Really, really stupid.
been there done that...my job is boring! I just consider it being a porn star...getting paid to bust a nut and possibly getting filmed.
lol gotta love lafayette
i'm from lafayette i probably know some of these people.....