I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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i do that shizz all the time, if they only knew they'd want to join
nothing like getting paid to spank one out
you didn't have sex....so no.....
depend who's paying you, i guess it only counts if your self employed. I think i was toeing the line by having sex with my boss's secretary in the stairwell at lunch time.
been there done that. i like chciken after
fuck yes 337
you got that
I've got a 20 what's your number
yes....yes, it does
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
Lol I've done that before...
It makes you the office douche, loser.
ive got three dollars. thats about all youd be worth. skank.
I was once a delivery man for a pharmacy and stopped by and had a quickie with my gf while out on my route. Every time the Red Cross asks me if I've been paid for sex, I chuckle a litle in my mind.
Jerk off at work while drunk and then steal office supplies... god, I miss doing that.
3:40 Technically you're a douche; it's still a sex act and funny so howabout u shut it.
lmao. technically tou didnt have sex...
I do this all the time. Fucking the man.
thats not sexx you clownn
got damnn i love living in louisiana. hahah all the 337s are hillarious. im pretty sure im bound to know these people.
Stupid me. I banged my boss after work in the parking lot. I'm still just a whore.
louisiana, i love you.
Hey the least they can do is pay for it after a hard days work!
been there done that.
Really, really stupid.
been there done that...my job is boring! I just consider it being a porn star...getting paid to bust a nut and possibly getting filmed.
lol gotta love lafayette
i'm from lafayette i probably know some of these people.....