i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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